24 Sep When God Laughed at Me Today
God: You didn’t think that just because you got a job that all your problems were solved did you??
Me: Ummm well, kind of. I mean, not completely, but yea it mostly felt that way.
God: Bwaaaaaahaaaaaa! That is hilarious!
Me: Geeze, you don’t have to laugh for crying out loud. I thought you were bigger than that.
Me: What the hell is so funny??
God: You humans are! You have such unrealistic expectations of me, as though I cannot enjoy a good laugh at silly ideas.
Me: Uh, glad I could make you laugh.
God: Alright, alright, alright, I’m sorry. It was just funny. I’ll have to share it with JC and HG. They’ll get a kick out of it.
Me: Whatever. You’re weird.